Fans, Stans, and The Absence of Relativity



I’ve heard some of the dumbest, most outrageous, pressed ass statements being made on the grounds of “I like so and so, and so should you.” With that said, every fan does not come across this way…the difference between a fan, and a stan.

What a fan does is listen to the music, and enjoys the music for the music. A fan may engage in a debate or two about his fandom and/or his favorite artist, but at the end of the day they can understand how or why a person could dislike the music of said artist…and that reason has nothing to do with a character flaw of the listener.  A fan is willing to admit what is acknowledged as a blemish of an artist they like, even if they do not agree. A fan can have a rational conversation about the positives and negatives of an artist without their being deflections and imposition onto others.

A stan, on the other hand, listens to only the least rational perceptions and thought processes from people who do not listen to the artist in question, and apply them to all people who do not listen to that artist. So, every time they are met with opposition dealing with that artist, their responses are assumptive, brash, and in accordance to what they think you might say based on what their generalization says you might say. Your opinion is discredited…but it doesn’t stop there. A stan may begin to pigeonhole your standards and personality in route to attempting to convince you and themselves that you are simply incapable of liking that artist. Figuratively speaking, you are a mouse and said artist is a cat. You were built to not like them and so you don’t. You can’t help it. You’re a hater.

Yep…then comes the rich man’s trump card. You just don’t like shit because you are a hater…the grinch that stole beats by dre. Since your thought process of why you aren’t a fan has already been rendered unacceptable and baseless, the next logical step is to call you a hater. They could not possibly understand for the life of them, how it is possible that you do not like to listen to said artist. The only possible outcome is you’re hating. The crazy thing about the term hater is that it is indeed a label that has credence and does describe some people’s brand of fandom, but it has been so misused and overused by stans as a defense mechanism, that the label barely holds any weight anymore. I’ve been called a hater by people who I listen to way more music than (in terms of quantity and diversity) simply because I don’t like either what they like or what they think I should like. Of course, there is a rationalization for why that means nothing though.

I say all of that to say this:

Drake stans are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse than Drake’s music. They make you want to hate him. They make you want to wish that he couldn’t rap or wasn’t talented- they throw these points around as if that is all there is to it.  When you tell them that it’s not about lacking talent of lyricism for why you aren’t a  Drake fan, but you can’t fuck with his style…then you are a hater and all others types of shit.  Though, if you were to ask many of them why they don’t listen to Pharaohe Monch or Elzhi, their answer would be eerily similar.

When people ask me if I am a Drake fan, I say no. That is an accurate statement. If you are a Drake fan, I have no qualms with that whatsoever. You can like who the fuck you wanna like, grown up. I should be afforded that freedom as well, but i’m not. For some reason, as soon as I say that i’m not a Drake fan here is what stans hear: “Drake sucks at rapping; he never makes any good music; he’s soft; he only makes music for women; my taste is limited; my perception in what hiphop artists are supposed to sound like is limited; he’s platinum and overexposed so I hate him”

“This is what I have to say to them, and this is what I you.” -That nigga Mos

Acknowledgement: Drake is good at emceeing. Nigga can rap good. Talented dude. Never has there been a question in my mind whether or not he can emcee. Back when I first heard him on the ‘Comeback Season’ mixtape I said..yea, this nigga can go. I stand by that. He can be a decent writer at times as well…i’m not sure how much of Alicia Keys’ ‘Unthinkable (I’m Ready)’ he wrote, but that is a fantastic song.

with that being said…

-he never makes any good music

If I don’t like it, then that means that I don’t think it is good…duh.  That’s not to say that he doesn’t make anything good. If he makes a 10 track album, i’d estimate that I would like 3 songs..and I’ll probably really like those 3. (What makes the other 7 bad to me? We will get to that in a sec).  That does not mean that I do not understand that other people think that it is good and why they think its good. I am okay with that wholeheartedly.  Forcing people to think the way you think is so 20 years old. If you can’t respect that, you are probably a stan, a bitch ass nigga, or both.

He’s soft/He only makes music for women

I never bought into the concept of making music for a particular demographic as a negative thing standing alone.  I think the tangling between the discussion of whether or not he is ‘soft’, who he makes music for, and what you would categorize him as makes for an interesting discussion.  I don’t think artists should be categorized at all.  I also think the concept of Drake being ‘soft’ derives from people initially perceiving him as a rapper, which thickens the plot because then we are dealing with the question of what a rapper does.  We all know what people generally perceive as a rapper in terms of image, sound, and content.  We also know that Drake doesn’t necessarily fit the construct.  If I were to categorize Drake (I don’t), I would consider him cross-genre. With that said, I do not deal with a concept of ‘soft’…it wouldn’t make any sense. I listen to all of types of ‘soft’ niggas (dealing with the term in this regard)..I don’t believe in trying to direct what a person decides they want to address in their music, so this is not a gripe of mine.

Now, lets get to the money shot…why don’t I like Drake’s music?

When it comes to subject matter, there are two elements; content and context.  As earlier stated, I have no problem with Drake’s content. However, his context makes him almost unlistenable to me.  What do I mean by context? Context is the perspective that is taken into addressing the content. It’s the way he portrays his thoughts and believes about the content. It’s the angle. It’s the difference between ‘Inside My Love’ By Minnie Riperton being considered a love song, and ‘Bump and Grind’ By R. Kelly being considered a fuck song. Lets explore this concept as applied to the music of Drake…

I’ll start with the most popular example: Marvin’s Room.

The content: Song about the relationship between he and a woman and how he regrets the fact that it no longer exist.. that’s okay.

The context: Cups of the Rosé, Bitches in my old phone, I should call one and go home, I’ve been in this club too long, The woman that I would try, Is happy with a good guy, But I’ve been drinking so much, That I’ma call her anyway and say “Fuck that nigga that you love so bad, I know you still think about the times we had” I say, “fuck that nigga that you think you found, And since you picked up I know he’s not around”

^^^^That is the most absurd, bitch ass nigga spin that you could possibly put on this content. Like, that really bothers me, and I don’t want to listen to nobody talking about doing no fuck shit such as. If you’ve done this before, you are a sucka and the new nigga should have lit your ass up. I sure would have.

Just in case my point isn’t clear, I will go again…

Drake – Shot For Me

The Content: His and his exes reflection on the past.

The Context: I can see it in your eyes: you’re angry
Regret got shit on what you’re feeling now
Mad cause he ain’t like me
Oh you mad cause nobody ever did it like me
All the care I would take,
All the love that we made
Now you’re trying to find somebody to replace what I gave to you
It’s a shame you didn’t keep it: Alicia, Katia
I know that you gon’ hear this: I’m the man
Yeah I said it!
Bitch I’m the man
Don’t you forget it
The way you walk – that’s me
The way you talk – that’s me
The way you’ve got your hair up: did you forget that’s me?
And the voice in your speaker right now – that’s me (that’s me)
And the voice in your ear – that’s me
Can’t you see that I made it? Yeah I made it
First I made you who you are, then I made it
And you’re wasted with your ladies
Yeah I’m the reason why you always getting faded

^^^LMAO!!!! You sound mad bitter my nigga. You sound bitch my nigga. What you see in her eyes may just be your reflection…because you certainly hurt.

I can do this shit forever…point is, this dude…lyrically…very often…the context of his songs are immature, misdirected, and generally bitch made. Nigga sounds lonely and fatherless. I don’t care to listen to relationship bitterness and internal clock rhetoric from no nigga. This is a context that I don’t like, and I don’t care to listen to it, regardless of if the words are put together well. I do not condone the inability to move on in life to the point that you are willing to attempt to sabotage somebody else’s happiness, nor do I condone the inability to move forward with life after acknowledging that your life is good and you don’t need..but you want to stir your ex’s drink of devastation for whatever reason…This sounds ridiculous to me.

And I be hearing niggas talking about being able to relate..Well, I hope you ain’t talking about these songs, because you if can relate to this, I advise that you 1. Grow up, and 2. Stop being a bitch.

And again, this has nothing to do with not being in touch with emotions or feelings…I am happily married with like 32 children. I tell my wife she is beautiful, I kiss my sons and tell them they are great and I love them…my life is grand. My emotions are positively directed. I am a man. I moved out of Marvin’s Room when I was 14.


-Thelonious Funk







My Life Is Music


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Smashmouth FM presents Choklate Unplugged!!!


Seattle Soul sensation and good friend of Smashmouth FM, Choklate is coming to Columbus, Ohio to perform a ONE NIGHT ONLY Acoustic set!!! Sunday July 28, 2013 at The Soul Gate, located at 1040 Alum Creek Drive, Columbus, OH!!!  Doors open at 6PM (EST)….Cover is $7…SOPHISTICATED ATTIRE ONLY…25 and +…and this event is BYOB!!!  Hosted by DJ Daddy Raw and Brotha Ed….music by DJ Dre Wills…(614) 653-SOUL for additional info!!!  Come out and FEED YOUR SOUL!!!

Huntor Prey – The Motion Sound Picture EP Review



Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most official album review for this album…any review I do will be the most official review for that album. Anyway, here we do not judge names, bank statements, or tmz appearances. We judge music. Dig that.


Songs are judged on a 0-5 basis (0 being cheeks, 5 being classic), and the judgement is based on the following: lyrics, production, and the cohesiveness of the two. Whether or not the song is good for what it was intended to do, and its according entertainment value.  Now, I am going to be very specific with what these numeric values mean in terms of what I am giving them. Here is the scale:


0-1.5 – Amongst the most terrible songs i’ve ever heard


2 – Bad song


2.5 – average song- not good/not awful


3 – pretty good, not mind blowing but good


3.5 – I could ride out to this


4 – Has great replay value


4.5 – Song/Album of the year candidate


5 – Classic hip-hop record


Albums in totality are judged by the same, but including flow of the album and consistency of attributes throughout the album. With that being said…

So..lets go through all of the things that we already know about the god named Huntor:

-Huntor got dreads

-Huntor can spit it

-Huntor did poetry and he can spit it

-Huntor reps Ohio (Nati and Toledo)

-Huntor has an EP dropping called The Motion Sound Picture EP on June 25

Now with all that being said, this EP will probably tell us a lot more about Huntor than the bullet statements above. You see, if Huntor was a typical emcee, those things would be all that we learn about Huntor on this EP…but since he isn’t…let’s see what Huntor shows us on this here journey called The Motion Sound Picture EP…

1. Cadence – lol lol this intro is crazy… this nigga came prepared. Yuck…This beat…yuck.  “Im between my dreams and what’s real out for better things with words you can borrow. Men make moves you cant move men, and boys will make moves that destroy them…” yeesh. 4.5/5

2. Cornerstore – Another beat thats jane flames. Great concept…reminds me of some Masta Ace – A Long Hot Summer shit…Nice feel good July day in the hood shit… Today Was A Good Day from the non gangsta perspective.. the other cat sound like Nashawn and shit…he spit it too though. 4/5

3. Reverse Run It Back – Ok, we came down to earth a little bit production wise. We get that lyrical blessing though. That second verse…phew. You can never Thomas Crowne me..damn. 3.5/5

4. Wanna Be – You know…first time I saw Huntor perform..nigga did this long ass in depth making niggas in the crowd man uncomfortable poem about an experience with a woman…so this right here making me laugh nostalgically…This is a perfect “song for the bitches” as Too Short fans would put it, “Some’n fo da ladies” as Pac fans would put it and “regular/standard/default song” as Drake fans would put it. I like it. 4/5

5. Eventually – I touched bases in depth on this joint in the preview article…The joint actually sounds much better in the context of the album though. I still love that MOP shit in the hook. 4/5

6. WKRP – This beat is crazy, and its a nice change up from ‘Eventually’. The cat on the second verse is absolutely perfect for this track. He killed this shit.. I was a fan of Piakhan back when he was on the Reflection Eternal album and the Brown Sugar soundtrack. I spent an entire afternoon looking for the joint that he was on one day (And No One Knows Her Name) ..Anywho, this shit banged. It got better as the song went on, and everybody did their thing. 4/5

7. This Way – I also spoke on this joint in fair depth in the preview. Again, the EP is very well sequenced, so this joint is perfect in the context of the EP. Man, this cat is doing it right now. 4/5

8. Today – WHEW! Fuck…me…man. OMG. Where do I start. The beat…That Jefferson Airplane sample (My crates are deep GOT DAMN MAN… That first verse (Illpoetic) …beautiful. Second verse (Huntor) , perfect.. “So i’m screaming ‘Fuck The World!’ yo, that’s 95, ‘Yo! I think the world’s gonna end!’ nope that’s 99…” haha I love it. “I really really like it, see, you know how I know? I’m getting a boner…heh? Swanson Johnson’s getting hard” -Thomas Dunwitty  5/5

9. Train of Thought – The ‘Be Kind, Rewind’ sample is real nice..the beat is crazy. Oh my…this right here sounds like he got comfortable on the beat and just went nuts. I wanted to type some quotes from this joint, but as I was typing some lyrics, i’d here another line that was even better. That happened about four times…so yeah… 4.5/5

10. Trailer (bonus) – This is a collection of snippets of other songs which sound like they may be another cohesive project. The snippets sell me. The concept of the trailer to go along with the consistent concept of this being a movie to be heard….this shit is crazy fam. Crazy I tell ya.

Conclusion:  Everybody who knows me, or read my reviews know that I don’t give niggas passes because I like their past work, or we friends or nothing like that. Forget judging this on a local-rappers-I-know scale…This may be the best work I’ve heard so far this year from anyone. It started off strong aesthetically and conceptually, and got even better as the album went on. That WKRP, This Way, Today, Train of Thought sequence is magnificent, and I will never…ever.. stop playing ‘Today’…Huntor, tell Ill I deserve a shout out for knowing that Jefferson Airplane sample too. lol…Congratulations, man. You should have made Ohio proud with this one.  4.5/5

-Sonny Rockwell aka Thelonious Funk

Check out The Return Tour!!!


Don’t miss this event family. Our brothas Dr. Ali Muhammad & Minister Enqi will be back in Ohio this weekend. There visit here last month was a huge success. So be sure to come out to this event and bring a friend. We will heal the family one person at a time. So join us Friday night at 7pm at Cleveland State University. Saturday we will be in Columbus at the Shoppes Of Alum Creek at 1pm est. And Sunday we will be in Cincinnati at the Asili Museum & Institute at 3pm est. For any questions please contact Dealow Morgan at 614-202-4512. PEACE & BLESSINGS….

The 1st Lady of Smashmouth FM comes to All Souled Out!!!


Tune in Saturday June 8th at 9PM (EST) for All Souled Out, as DJ Ghost, your host for The Ladies Room, stops by for a LIVE interview with Everybody’s favorite, DJ Daddy Raw on Smashmouth FM!!!  Get familiar with the real DJ Ghost!!!  Log into the CHAT ROOM and be part of the show!!!  Log on to from your Smartphone or computer to catch the show!!!  LET’S GO!!! #SoulMusic #REALHIPHOP #CHAT #COLUMBUS #TOLEDO #OHIO #TRENTON #NJ #ATL

The Insightful Hour debuts on Smashmouth FM!!!


WE BACKKKKKKKKKKKKK…….This is the info for our new home and time fam.  Starting June 2nd we will officially be a part of the Family!!! So please spread the word…and check out the station ANY time of day for REAL music you won’t hear on the mainstream airwaves!! PEACE & BLESSINGS “BROTHA INSIGHT”….

The Ladies Room at a New Day and Time!!!


By popular demand, the First Ladies of Smashmouth FM are moving The Ladies Room to a NEW DAY and TIME!!!  Now you can join us EACH and EVERY Saturday from 2PM to 4PM (EST) for The Ladies Room with your hosts, DJ Ghost & Kim “Good Look” Seabrook!!  Hip Hop, R&B, Rare Grooves and some of your favorite personalities, from the Ladies point of view!!!  Log on to from your Smartphone or computer to catch the show!!  TUNE IN AND TURN UP!!!

Check out The Scientific Tour in your area!!!


Well family, Columbus wanted us to keep the knowledge coming. So we must give the people what they want. Our good brothas and friends Dr. Ali Muhammad & Minister Enqi will be here on May 11th. They are on their “Genetic Fear Of A Black Planet Scientific Tour”. They are traveling across the country getting this very important information to our people. They are discussing everything from Melanin, Blackanomics, Food etc. So be sure to share this info with the Columbus family. Also they will be in Cincinnati on Friday night at the Asili Museum & Institute. And on Sunday they will be in Cleveland at Cleveland State University. So Ohio let’s show these mighty Brothas how we get down by supporting this event. The event will be $10 in advance or $15 at the door. For more info contact myself Brotha Dealow Morgan at 614-202-4512 or Elder Ed Benson at 419-961-5730. Don’t miss this event family. This one will be legendary as well. PEACE & BLESSINGS FAMILY……Dealow Morgan aka “Brotha Insight”…..

Get the latest from Jon B in The Luv Dlux Lounge!!!


Sunday April 28, 2013 at 8PM (EST),  DJ Luv Dlux is joined by Soul Music crooner Jon B in The Luv Dlux Lounge!!!   An in depth interview, new music from Jon B and so much more in The Luv Dlux Lounge!!!  Log on to from your Smartphone or computer to catch the show!!!  #SoulMusic #CHAT #CINCINNATI #OHIO